The Ultimate Paintball Gun

June 26th, 2007

Welcome to a world of hurt with the Ultimate Paintball Gun, or should I say, Painball Gun. This custom-made weapon of mass destruction looks extremely mean, featuring two barrels on each hand, with a joystick that triggers each side. Unfortunately, the pellet storage case doesn’t look big enough to last you many rounds, making you easy pickings once you’ve run out of pellets. If a game of paintball was based on the Team Fortress hierarchy, using the Ultimate Paintball Gun would place you in the position of the Heavy Weapons Dude. Medic! Where are you?